You ARE Cecil B DeMille
Your films are a triumph! In only 4 and a half hours you have
told your story with pace
the pace of a languid river,
turgid with turbidity and oozing romance like bubbles from the
stinking mud. All 47 lead cast adore you, and this makes up for
the squalor you have left the crew and their decimated families.
But art is art and some sacrifice needs to be made! Your name
will live in history when everyone has forgotten the scum-sucking
bottom-feeders who tried to de-rail your masterpiece by attempting to
rein in your budget or asking to be paid at all.
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Quiz written by Mark Jensen.