You ARE Cecil B DeMille
Your films are a triumph! In only 4 and a half hours you have told your story with pace… the pace of a languid river, turgid with turbidity and oozing romance like bubbles from the stinking mud. All 47 lead cast adore you, and this makes up for the squalor you have left the crew and their decimated families. But art is art and some sacrifice needs to be made! Your name will live in history when everyone has forgotten the scum-sucking bottom-feeders who tried to de-rail your masterpiece by attempting to rein in your budget or asking to be paid at all.

 

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Quiz written by Mark Jensen.