Ed Wood
Yes, you can pick up your Mum from the Pawn Brokers when you get $50. Your film is destined to be a cult piece with late night rave parties to watch your cinematic efforts on pirated DVD. The crowd will mouth the lines of dialogue slightly out of sync, just like the actors, and laugh at the continuity errors and laugh at just the wrong… moments – but who cares about the mug punters? Just don’t come back home till *those* people (you know the ones) have left town or forgotten about you (fat chance!).
You have used your greatest attributes of using people to complete your masterpiece, but don’t spare a thought for them, as they will get their artistic rewards into the future. Far into the future. When everyone has forgotten they were ever associated with your film… what was it called?
You will always remember the exhilaration of making a movie, shooting from the hip while hanging out of a taxi as your friends borrowed car side-swipes a fruit cart in the chase scene. You will smile warmly as you pass the charity shop that was the Wardrobe department, and as you pass the Supermarket rubbish bins….
You did it! You made your mark in the toughest industry in the world.
Time to visit that actress in hospital.

Paste your results on the Net. Just copy the code below:

Or onto a Forum:

Have another go!

Quiz written by Mark Jensen.